sardar Ji Jokes

mostly in hindi and ABCD language, all time favorite sardar ji jokes

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

7 non-veg stuffs

1.Sardar to his wife: How did u got pregnant without me?Wife: I was praying ur ID photo daily.Sardar: Chutiya banati hai, photo to passport size hai,samaan kaha hai?
2.Sardarji with a big tummy go for a walk in lungi.One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka?He lifts lungi & says naal ke saath 450 ka.
3.One day sardar did not get erection while having sex so he put his cock in a tub of water. His wife was zapped,so he told her: Dekh raha hu ki puncture hai kya?
4.A sardar was having sex with his wife and his condom went in.Wife asked: Ab kya hoga?Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi ke saath aaega.
5.A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu, kawwa to udd gaya.
6.Sardar to Sardarni: Lets try something different. Do it in ears.Sardarni: Hohji, main behra ho gayi to?Sardar: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
7.Sardar apni bibi se kahta hai maine ladka maanga tha ladki kaise ho gayi?Sardarni retorts tumhare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti.

15 Comments:

At June 18, 2009 at 6:23 AM, Blogger monu said...

super bakwas jokes hai kuch naya socho ye sab bahur purana hai

 
At October 27, 2009 at 7:47 AM, Blogger Ranveer said...

maa ke yaaro tuhmari saab ki maa chodey sardar log ek din...apni randi maa ko je joke suna kr hasao..agar uska lorrey se dil nhi bharta

 
At October 27, 2009 at 7:47 AM, Blogger Ranveer said...

maa ke yaaro tuhmari saab ki maa chodey sardar log ek din...apni randi maa ko je joke suna kr hasao..agar uska lorrey se dil nhi bharta

 
At March 29, 2010 at 8:47 PM, Blogger A_M_A_N said...

ALl u assholes.....fuckin sons of whores....tum sabki maa ko sardaron ne hi choda tha 12 baje ......jab 12 bajte hain ton kisi na kisi hindu ki maa chudti hai......samjhe kya......

Baap par joke bana k haste ho

 
At April 17, 2010 at 5:27 AM, Blogger naveen said...

behn ke lodo bus sardaro par hi banana bakiyo ke upar banate hue maa chudti hai jisne tumhare desh ke liye itna kuch kiya baghat singh wo bhi 1 sardar hi tha samja chutiye

 
At July 15, 2011 at 8:45 PM, Blogger GOGI SINGH said...

TERE LUND ME ACHAR DALDUNG JISHE TERA LUND KHARA HO JAYEGA AUR KAHEGA......MUJHE MAAF KARDO MERE LUND SE GALTI HO GAYA. TERE MAA KO EK DIN LANA AUR HUM CHOD DENGE....AUR TUM KHUSH RAHOGE. MOTHER-CHOD...

 
At August 23, 2012 at 11:10 AM, Blogger samir said...

Sardar aur uski wife chalti car me hi chudaai ke mud me aa gaye.. Apne apne kapde utaare aur chalti gaadi me sex shuru kar dia..
Achanak car ka accident ho gaya.. Sardar buri tarah se crushed gaadi me fas gya, uski wife bahar nikal gayi,
sardar bola- preeto, ja bhag kar kahi se help ke liye kisi ko bula kar laa.
Prito- aise hi nangi kaise jau?
Sardar (sochne ke baad) - Ek kaam kar, meri pagdi Choot pe laga le, aur jute gaand pe laga le.
Prito ne aisa hi kiya aur waha se chali gayi, ek mechanic shop tak pahuchi aur ek admi ko boli…
Prito- Bhai saab plz meri help karo, Sardar ji bahut buri tarah se fase huye hain, unhe nikalne me meri help kijiye..wo buri tarah fase hain…
Worker prito ke aage lagi pagdi and piche jute dekh kar bola -
Worker- Madam wo to dikh hi raha hai kitni buri tarah fase hue hain, nikaalne me help to kar dunga, par pehle ye to batao ye pura andar ghuse kaise ???....

 
At September 30, 2012 at 2:00 AM, Blogger saud khan said...

Hehehehehehehehehhahahahaha sardar log k gaand k peeche lage hoye hai sab???

 
At January 27, 2013 at 8:45 AM, Blogger Vickey Singh said...

Ye joke hamne padha kya kismat hai hamari
agar fir aisa joke likha to gaand marlenge tumhari

 
At January 27, 2013 at 8:46 AM, Blogger Vickey Singh said...

Ye joke hamne padha kya kismat hai hamari
agar fir aisa joke likha to gaand marlenge tumhari

 
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At April 2, 2014 at 1:16 PM, Blogger aniket nagar said...

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At April 2, 2014 at 1:17 PM, Blogger aniket nagar said...

Tumhari maa chodi hai humne.Hindus ne tumhee banaya hai naaki tumne hume.. gaali likh dena MUJHE FARK NHI PADTA KYUNKI VAISE BHI MEIN ISS PAGE PE NHI AUNGA
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Agli baar apne hindu baapon ke baare mein bilne se pehle sochna, 12 BAAR!!!

Behen ke lode, bhosdike Aman!!

 

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