7 non-veg stuffs
1.Sardar to his wife: How did u got pregnant without me?Wife: I was praying ur ID photo daily.Sardar: Chutiya banati hai, photo to passport size hai,samaan kaha hai?
2.Sardarji with a big tummy go for a walk in lungi.One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka?He lifts lungi & says naal ke saath 450 ka.
3.One day sardar did not get erection while having sex so he put his cock in a tub of water. His wife was zapped,so he told her: Dekh raha hu ki puncture hai kya?
4.A sardar was having sex with his wife and his condom went in.Wife asked: Ab kya hoga?Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi ke saath aaega.
5.A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu, kawwa to udd gaya.
6.Sardar to Sardarni: Lets try something different. Do it in ears.Sardarni: Hohji, main behra ho gayi to?Sardar: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
7.Sardar apni bibi se kahta hai maine ladka maanga tha ladki kaise ho gayi?Sardarni retorts tumhare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti.